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Here at TONE INDIGO we know that life has its share of ups and downs, and Murphy's Law being alive and well, most of the time the Human Race experiences more downs than ups. Modern Psychiatry tells us that keeping the resulting negative feelings bottled up creates an unhealthy psyche, but in real life the average human has enough on his or her plate without hearing everybody else's crap. So what do you do with all that negative energy??
YOU BRING IT HERE!
TONE INDIGO is the place for your bi*chiness and sob stories. So if you have a little negative venting to do, by all means surf on through and maybe GET AWARDED FOR IT!
There are lots of ways for you to leave your mark on this site-- and only by your doing so will it grow into the Palace of Kvetch it is meant to be!
Think you're the queen bi*ch? Then test your mettle against the best at QUEEN FOR A DAY. Or if you're in a blue funk and need advice try asking ANNE SLANDERS (but wear your athletic supporter!). For those of you who just can't find that special someone-- GEEK'S, NERD'S AND LOSER'S MATCHMAKER INC. is the place for you! And yours truly, Tone Indigo, vents her spleen in RANTS AND RAVES.
Well, it took awhile, but my friend, DeeJ, said it would happen eventually! I now have my very own STALKER MAIL page, devoted to the deranged drivel of those who derive their pleasure from driving decent dames, like me, to distraction! What's the angle here? I'M GETTING EVEN! How? I invite you all to write my stalker(s) and tell him what you think of his problem!
THIS MANY SADOMASOCHISTS HAVE SURFED THROUGH HERE 
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